"-Hello listeners.. this is your late night host, MC Gloss. It is currently eighty seven degrees out today and I'm on my fifth cup of double shot espresso so let's start the beats, and Welcome.. to Bangtan-" Jimin was in love. He was in love with the sweet, gravelly, deep, Daegu sound of the broadcaster's voice. He was in love with the way that it would go on and on about the latest music he'd found. He was in love, and he didn't even know who the guy really was. Start: 6/11/17 End:

"I wanna teach you how to show your colors." || In which Park Jimin is a cold-hearted, closeted homosexual who bullies the openly gay Min Yoongi as a way of masking his jealousy and insecurities. One small slip-up leads to a thousand more, one of which Jimin never could have seen coming. Falling in love.

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

sub rosa [adj.] Latin 1. happening or done in secret * In which Jungkook falls in love with Taehyung at first sight but can't find a way to get close to him, then one day stumbles across the boy in an Overwatch match, and finally proceeds to converse with his crush regularly using a fake identity. * Sequel to Above All Else

"So are you a zombie or something?" "No, I just really like the taste of humans." *** Yoonmin and other ships. Portuguese translation: @zincostan Spanish translation: @CreepyGirl02 German translation: @Nayoko212 French translation: @aKAOxz and @Dooly_94 Italian translation: @ Ele_Potterhead Polish translation: @_skuggi_ Vietnamese translation: @rongtrashy

"Min Yoongi, Most wanted criminal. Any last words?" "Since you are brutally going to murder me it would at least be fair to let me die somewhere I choose."

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]