Duncan Mims was a... Normal type of person. He was happy with his job, had a beautiful girlfriend and many awesome friends. (Me being one of them) But something that people didn't know about Duncan was that he loved the taste of Rue 33, his favourite type of vodka. He would drink it every day at noon, with a small glass of 100% pure orange juice. But when Duncan has had too much, things start to get... Heated.

"Are you okay?" the boy asked, before shaking his head. "I'm sorry, that was a stupid question. Um... do you need anything?" He almost laughed at that. Yes, he damn well needed something! "You are less emotional than a rock," his girlfriend - ex-girlfriend - had said. He was about to decline but changed his mind. "Yeah; my ex said that I need emotions. Looks like it's working," he said shakily, irrational laughter bubbling up and tightening in his chest.

Because the world cannot get enough sarcasm.

Sherlock and John are just friends... aren't they?

After the war, Harry is lost. He doesn't know what the future will bring because he's only ever thought about surviving. Yet, somehow, he finds himself in an overly domestic relationship with one Draco Malfoy. Written in 2012 - Edited in 2019.

This story is about Harry's life from the age of one to whatever i feel like including the Dursleys and all the beloved characters (deaths are included i'm sorry) this story has abuse an a little bit of self harm and harry is taken in by the dark side and raised by Snape (Dumbledore didn't know) and ends up in Slytherin instead of Gryffindor. Snape is also his adoptive father because that's the only way it will work. Sadly I don't own any of the characters j.k Rowling does *

Sherlock and John are just starting out when a cryptic Alice White comes into their acquaintance. Sherlock begins to grow attached to her, but not in the way you think. John trusts her as much as he trusts Sherlock, but is that right? This is just how they met her. There is a lot more to... uncover. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sherlock or any of the characters. I only own Alice. I got the transcripts that I edited from http://arianedevere.livejournal.com/. I do not own the transcripts; they do. I do not own the image for the cover or any images included.

Find me on twitter: astudyintennant Sherlock is faced with his biggest mystery yet - love. When he meets John for the first time, everything changes. John isn't fooled by the stories he has heard, the brains without a heart. Instead, he falls for the man behind the monster. What might we deduce about his heart? Will Sherlock continue to stay married to his work? Or will he realise that the love of his life has been standing right in front of him?

Ramona "Mona" Gray only wanted to catch a big fish. Instead she caught a boy the same height as herself. Adam Fink was trying to catch a girl to take home to his grandpa that only wanted him to fall in love... With anyone, he didn't care as long as Adam was happy like his parents had been when they had met. Ramona didn't want a boy to bring home to her mom. Her sister already had a man lined up for the both of them, and neither of those boys was Adam. No, they were "respectful" gentlemen. Which to Ramona meant they were snobbish and most likely sexist in their own subtle ways. They wouldn't care for her boy short hair or that she loved her beanie dearly and would never part with it. Still, with matching plaid button ups that were both bought from the same side of the store it was clear that these two would get along... Well mostly, Adam wasn't too keen when she pushed him off the dock. And Ramona wasn't too happy to jump in after him to save him when he could have easily stood up in the water. After she took to calling him princess while he continued to access that she needed to grow out some stubble since she was already working the "man of the wilderness" look. Their adventures of their senior year will be tricky, probably a bit roundabout, and maybe just a teeny bit romantic. Still its like Ramona always says, "high school is just some pond to practice life in, once its over you go down the river of college and then you're at the ocean of opportunity and depending on what kind of fish you are it could be scary and vast or it can be too small and lonely." Former cover made by -ichor