I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

First of all I just wan't to say that this book would not have been possible without Jesus Christ who has given me the strength to do this and I won't stop updating asap until it is finish, unlike others who just stop updating their books. We must proclaim the gospel because it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes. Psalm 19:10-11 They are more valuable than gold and silver. When we truly bring the world of God into our lives and allow it to be written on our hearts, we find true wealth and contentment beyond the rat race of this world and its egotistical purposes. Do you know God? You may be at a very critical age right now. Don’t waste time! Make a good decision. Let God change your life :) New International Version (NIV) I'll update 2-3 chapters asap or should I say everyday. The New Testament is already in my works, please go check it out! Make it a daily habit reading the Bible, that's why I'm updating it as soon as possible. May God's grace be with you all.