They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

"Can the bad boy be loved?" "Can the good girl be naughty?" He said "Let's play a game" "Okay" "The games is whoever falls in love first loses...ok" "Ok deal If I'm living with you I can make you fall for me fast. Cupcake"he said with a wink

16 year old Lexi (Alexandra) Carter and her two best friends; Zayn and Kylie, are just normal high school students. They aren't popular like Lexi's older brother, but they aren't losers either - they're just average. Now starting her junior year at Westview High, Lexi learns that you could find love in unlikely places, especially since she was never really looking in the first place

Sophie Campbell is a seventeen year old senior at Jackson High that also holds down a part-time job at the local coffee shop. The way Sophie sees it, there's no need for her to have a boyfriend in high school. All the boys are immature and she's lasted without love for 17 years so far... why not wait one more? However, when the mysterious loner at her school comes into her work on New Year's Eve, something between them clicks. Between crazy friends, a motorcycle and an English assignment, will they be content with just a friendship or will they realize that they might be perfect for each other as more?

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Was passiert, wenn neben dir jemand neues einzieht und du diese Person nicht wirklich Leiden kannst, aber trotzdem die ganze Zeit bei ihr sein willst? Alle Rechte liegen bei mir Beendet: April 2015

Hallo Leute. Ich habe das tausendfachgelesen Buch von Bellasonline übersetzt. Ich habe sie gefragt und sie hat Ja gesagt. Ursprünglich war es für ein Schulprojekt gedacht. Viel Spass wünsch ich euch.

Theresa Jones ein junges, attraktives, aber auch zurück haltendes Mädchen. Mit ihren siebzehn Jahren ist sie eines der Mädchen die nie auf Partys geht und sich betrinkt. Bis sie in eine Verbindung des College kommt. Dort ändert sich alles und sie trifft auf ihn. Justin Treyz, er ist das ganze Gegenteil von Theresa. Er ist arrogant, hat jeden tag ein anderes Betthäschen. Aber er ist für Theresa anziehend. Doch sie weiß nicht auf was she sich einlässt. Hätte sie es gewusst, hätte sie sich niemals auf ihn eingelassen. Egal wie attraktiv oder anziehend er war. Taucht in das Leben von Theresa Jones ein. Denn ihr Leben wird auf den Kopf gestellt. Und dabei gibt es verschiedene Menschen die ihr Leben auf den Kopf stellen. Trailer: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMKMpaobBY #Alle Rechte gehen an mich. #Coverrecht geht an mich #Trailer @AlexStylex #firststory - muss noch überarbeitet werden