*The following book is cringe af and could possible make your girlfriend/boyfriend dump you ;))* This book is for your entertainment and I shall work my very hardest to fill it with many many cheesy pick up lines for you all to read and enjoy :) *WARNING MIGHT HAVE SOME ADULT HUMOUR*

The advice you will find here follows the Chicago Manual of Style which is widely used by American publishers. There are some variances in style from country to country (and even from American publisher to American publisher.) **It may be easier to search the Table of Contents, as there is no rhyme or reason right now to chapter order.**

Are you a Potterhead? Then this book is for you. This book will have Harry Potter facts, Potterhead things and problems, In generall Harry Potter, so if you don't like HP, then what are you still doing here? I hope you like the book This book will have things from all the books and movies in the HP series, so if you haven't read or seen all the books or the movies then spoiler alert! I don't own anything, all characters belong to J.K Rowling (Aka my queen)

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS