Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

It all started when my mom told me she was selling me...

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What if Firestar turned down Bluestar's offer to join ThunderClan? What if Ravenpaw had stayed in ThunderClan? What if Tadpole had lived? What if Graystripe hadn't been captured by Twolegs? What if Silverstream had lived through the birthing of her kits? What if Briarlight's legs weren't crushed during the tree falling? Well, my fellow Warriors lovers, my personal theories will give you an idea of what I think would have happened if the scenarios above (and several others!) had happened! Hope you enjoy!

As a StarClan cat, Batchaser is expected to deliver prophecies, visit dreams, and speak wisely on behalf of his Clan. However, his distaste toward the living world spills into reality, and before he knows it, the shadows have spread through the lake and are poisoning those he's left behind. In this long-awaited, dedicated adventure, Batchaser must find the meaning behind family, friendship, and - most of all - morality. Began: November 24, 2016 Cover by Sacred Roses.

Mousepelt is an average warrior of MossClan. He grew up an only-kit, and could easily be pushed off as a background warrior. That was, until Samwise came along. ~~~ Cover made by delta-cat. I do not own Warriors, that goes to the Erin Hunter team. Without them none of this would be possible.

If you make it out alive, you are free to roam Earth. At the age of 15 teens are thrown into a big arena with puzzles, and challenges. Monsters trudge through the maze, and death lurks at every corner. You team up with another person to get out with. Are you intelligent enough to escape?

Flurrykit, a young calico she-cat, was brought up in homophobic family, was homophobic herself until she develops a crush on one of her close friends. Her friend is homophobic and rejects her because of it. Her friend tells her family and they hate her.