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Some of these stories are fake and real I'm not going to say you will just have to guess some of these didn't happen to me but to people that I know.

Just somethings you don't remember until someone tells you what happens that was so funny. If you have an text like this, thought of something funny, or remember something that happen please text me it and I will add it on to this book and put ur name under the credit. I hope you like it. To me I think its very funny to read what happens while your drunk. Friend 1:(The drunk) Friend 2:(explains what happens)

Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

if you like short story this is a horror one hope you like it

Just some of my fave jokes Hope you like them