"you know this stuff is for girls, right?" "fuck off dude." - lol ryan buys scented hand sanitizer and brendon makes irrelevant remarks because he's a werid little shit. !DISCLAIMER! i wrote this book before i educated myself on transgender rights and such so this book is slightly cisnormative and i'm sorry.

[disclaimer asked for by @blurry011 this is sad at some points, but it'll be fine once they start eating pancakes] beebo: 11:11 make a wish! beebo: what'd you wish for? ryro: for you backspace backspace ryro: for me to pass that god awful chemistry test tomorrow ugh

New Message Recieved from bdenurie! bdenurie: hi ryonrass: Who is this? How did you even find me on an app where you can't search random names? bdenurie: if I do recall, about five minutes ago I opened up one of my favourite books, and you decided to be the funny person who wrote your username in it. bdenurie: hey but I have a thing for funny people (Mentions Drugs, Sex, Cutting, Suicide and other common triggers) warning: not a happy ending.

❝I just love being pretty❞ in which brendon is a sucker for the boy who just loves looking pretty.

"Do you need something?" "Not at all."

°•. a collection of frerard oneshots; mostly smut, but you'll get your fill of fluff, as well. please feel free to skip the jalex and kellic at the very beginning. enjoi xoxo-- ps. you are most definitely a beautiful human being! please read these if you are happy, sad, or any other funny feeling .•°

When Gerard looses his job as a pizza delivery boy, he doesn't know what to do. He still has to pay for art school. So he calls up his brother, Mikey, to see if he could get him a job at the office he works in. When Gerard starts, he's expecting it to be just another, boring job. He never thought it would be the time of his life.

It's been ten years. Ten fucking years since my band and I started this crazy journey with our first album, a fever you cant sweat out. A lot was different back then. I have a whole new band, a wife, and I haven't talked to Ryan or Jon in years. But that last part will change tonight. Tonight, I am throwing a party to celebrate our ten years, and guess who my lovely wife invited? You guessed it. I guess I'll be getting drunk as fuck tonight. Cover credit goes to camjsado.tumblr.com

brendon urie just wants to get off, ryan ross just wants him to knock it off. or brendon sends ryan snaps in hope to get a few suggestive ones back.