Six months ago, Frank McQuire’s life changed forever when he attended a business seminar called “Sales is a Jungle.” The presentation taught Frank to rule over the sales force of his company. Since the presentation, Frank has been able to conquer his competitors one by one. Now he will face his greatest enemy, the lazy but somehow successful, Paul. Frank believes that his boss has sprung a trap for Paul that will allow Frank to easily take him down. As Frank moves in for the kill, he realizes that he is the one actually being set up and is no longer fighting to rule the jungle but to survive.

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)