Hiyojime Saionata is a schoolgirl with the body of a guy (minus the head.) She is a total b**ch and always makes fun of her classmates. However, sometimes she feels the urge to give friendly advice or flirt with the girls in her class... She usually feels like she's missing something really important (perhaps an ahoge - erection head) She also really loves DESPAIR GUMMY BEARS but she hates HOPE GUMMY BEARS and for some reason she has a strange attraction to some random thing she found in her pocket called a Man's Nut.