For years, Papyrus knows, Sans has had nightmares. Horrible nightmares, nightmares that leave him crying in the dark, crippled in the mind, and barely able to function in life. And that's why Papyrus stays so happy, so bright, for Sans, to keep his brother going through the hard times. But when Papyrus starts having nightmares, he knows something is wrong. And even if it means Sans is finally stepping up to fend for himself, even if he's finally once again filling the role of the protective older brother, Papyrus knows that something dark is coming...

~o0o~ Book 3 of the "Better Times" trilogy ~o0o~ (Book one: "The Time Before") (Book two: "A Name to Remember") Two years after the Barrier was destroyed, it's a dark and stormy night. A group of friends; six monsters, one human, and one flower, celebrate the anniversary of the monsters' freedom. Everything starts off with a seemingly innocent question: "What does the thunder remind you of?" But the answer only leads to more questions. Questions born of curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat. And it's a hard learned lesson that Determination can't always bring everything back.

Last summer, Mabel and Dipper Pines vanquished the demon known as Bill Cipher. This summer, they're looking forward to a vacation in their favorite place on earth: Gravity Falls. Meanwhile, Sans is relatively happy. This is the first timeline in which the kid has gone completely pacifist, not gained even one EXP. Of course, he knows they'll likely reset in the end, but hey, he might as well enjoy the peace while it lasts, right? But when a shortcut goes awry and he and Frisk end up in a strange forest on the surface, things take a turn for the worse, and even with their new friends, it doesn't look like they're in for a good time. But hey, this is Gravity Falls! Weird things happen here, all you need is just a little bit of determination... (This is a SIDE PROJECT. Updates are sporadic and may be infrequent!)

What happens when a human gets tired of resets? When the thrill of a genocide route becomes boring and mundane? This is exactly what happens to Frisk. They spent so much time going through reset after reset that now they are growing tired of it. However, little do they know that their next timeline will be one of the most interesting they've ever had. When Frisk resets after an incomplete genocide, it captures the attention of a certain alien Timelord called The Doctor. He has to travel between dimensions to investigate this strange anomaly, but ends up with an adventure much more strange than he had initially anticipated. This timeline is breaking. The entire reality is being torn apart and it's up to Frisk, Sans, and The Doctor to stop it. (Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or Undertale. The only thing I own is the plot line and the writing.) Cover art by @GodOfChaos3900

~o0o~ Book 1 of the "Better Times" trilogy ~o0o~ (Book two: "A Name to Remember") (Book three: "No One is Happy with This") There was a time where a Royal Scientist got an idea. A time where he created two weapons, who turned out to be people. A time where he built a machine to power the Underground. There was a time when the timelines weren't messed up by a certain flower, and then a certain child. There was a time before. ~o0o~ Wattpad Featured Story on 4/28/17 - on the OLD featured list ~o0o~

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

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