Dan Howell is a pastel crybaby. Phil Lester is a punk fuck boy. Let the games begin... ♡♡♡ {I'm bad with descriptions just read it} Note: I know Melanie Martinez is an awful person, this was written before everything came out about her.

Dan Howell liked to think of his entire life as a series of tragic accidents. Because really, how many people can say that they managed to become blind and obtain a supposedly Cute Boy's hate all in the span of one year? And Phil Lester has not had the best school life, so in order to avoid bullying or a bad reputation, he refuses to take shit from anyone at this new school. Even if that someone just so happens to be blind. creds to @xSillyTilly for the cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)

Once upon a time, in a land far away, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name? Dan. He wasn't a powerful sorcerer. He wasn't a skilled warrior. He wasn't in line for the throne. He was just a boy. But only he could break the prince's curse. Lies are told. Secrets are kept. Mistakes are made. And a dragon lurks in the ominous future. // thank you @undecidedone123 for the beautiful cover!! Go give their profile a looksie!!//

I grabbed his hand and whispered "Please don't go Dan, I need you."

A new page to an old book

***** previously known as Hm? ( pastel!dan + punk!phil ***** Daniel James Howell is a normal boy. Besides the fact he loves to wear the brightest colours imaginable. Philip Michael Lester is a not so normal boy. He wears dark colours and has many piercings and tattoos even at his young age. The two boys didn't even know each other existed even though they'd been going to the same school. Warning: Swearing. Homophobia.

Dan is a famous singer dealing with overly obsessive fans and the separation from Phil Lester.

Phil wakes up in an alternate universe. And then Phil... wakes up in an alternate universe. Both Phil's try to navigate back to their own life while simultaneously trying to deal with each others'. (AKA YouTuber!Phil tries to deal with the fact that he's in a band and he and Dan are enemies, and Band!Phil tries to understand how in any universe he and Dan could be lovers.) creds to @xSillyTilly for the amazing cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)

(Book One) Daniel Howell works as the local tattoo artist. He is said to be the best in the whole town. He is very good at what he does and is encouraged by others to take his "art skill" to higher and intermediate levels. Next door is Philip Lester. Philip is a florist and everyone comes from all over town. From the outskirts to Central-City, people always come to admire the beautiful peonies and roses that Philip grows himself. The two have worked next door to each other for many years and see each other close up shop countless times. The only problem is they have never spoken to each other, not once. Until one faithful day... **I got this story idea from a tumblr post but I can't seem to remember the name. If this was your idea than please let me know and I will give you the credit** all rights reserved® to @emillygracie A Wattpad original story

Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.