Hey kiddos. Sans here. AND PAPYRUS!! DON'T FORGET ME BROTHER! Of course I won't Papy. Anyway, welcome to the official Ask and Dare of me and Papy. I FINALLY FEEL NOTICED!! SURE I WANTED TO BE NOTICED IN THE ROYAL GUARD, BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER!! Me: I'll be leading this train wreck. AS THE AUTHOR!! *Papy's eye sockets widen* Kid, you might wanna run. HUMAN!!!!!!!!! *chases da author* Me: CRAP!!! *runs away* Soooooo, yeah.... Hope you guys enjoy this and I'll... go get Papy and Dev. I guess. See ya. (I do not own undertale, but I am a huge fan.)

"Promise me one thing- just one thing only." Frisk nodded vigorously. "No one can know about this whole reset thing. Not Papyrus, not Asgore, not anyone. It would basically bring this world to the point of falling to pieces at our feet. If we weren't trapped between time and space already, very few of us wouldn't be able to handle that knowledge, and could drive those who couldn't to the edge. So, please. I'm begging you. When you reach the End, when you get us out of here for the umpteenth time, I don't care if you reset or not. Just don't tell anyone about it, and... Please don't go homicidal again, okay?" Frisk smiled meekly, and nodded. "I can do that. And don't worry about the reset." They gave Sans a small hug. "After that whole thing with Chara, there won't be any more." And with the final word, they opened the door to leave; before exiting they paused. "See you later."

Tbh some of the one shots have multiple parts! And this is filled with trash! So yea, read if ya want to Slow updates sometimes WARNING : THERE IS A LEMON IN THIS BOOK, IT HAS A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF THEN SKIP THAT PART OF THE ONE SHOT THANKS

Pretty much common sense really...... X3

Toriel and Asgore have been together for a very long time now, and in five months they'll have their graduation. But after the tables have been flipped and Toriel falls in love with Sans, how can Asgore cope with his ex being pregnant with the man he despises?

All the monsters have been living on the surface for about 5 years now... And the spooky scary skeleton of bad times and the goat of moms have been getting romantic feels for each other...

After Frisk broke the barrier and freed all monsters, life has been hard for humans to cope with their new friends. But even if life is hard trying to suit their new lifestyle, everyone will stick together as long as they have the boss monsters sticking around. Ever since Frisk became the ambassador of monsters he has been excruciatingly trying to get the word out that monsters do no harm. But after a few weeks on the surface, two monsters have feelings for each other. They both can't express their feelings, but it's only a matter of time until they fall in love with each other and start a new life together. A life they won't forget.