Lance has a huge crush on one of the employees at the Hot Topic across from the Sephora he works in at Voltron Mall. Little does he know that the feelings are the same for Keith, who can't stop staring at the gorgeous Sephora worker. When Lance's co-workers manage to shove him in on a bribe, nobody can predict what happens next.

You can ask me anything ya little hearts desire!

Preferences about you dating people from Voltron. If you have an idea for a Preference or Imagine Private message me. Unfortunately there will be no date or when you meet the others preferences. Ones that involve not knowing the palidins may not be included most likely because of the situation they're in. Including: Shiro Lance Keith Hunk Pidge Allura (In this order so people not comfortable with reading ones with Girl×Girl can skip. Maybe in the future Ill do a genderswap so the readers a boy??)

-facepalms- why am I doing this

~Superhero Au~ College student Lance McClain didn't ask for super cool ice powers, but that's what he got. Him and his friends, Hunk, Pidge, and Shiro from the hero alliance of Voltron, commanded by their leader Allura. Keith Kogane is a college student as well as a lone hero, who coincidentally appears at the scene with them frequently. Neither Lance, nor Keith are aware of who the other truly is, outside of their daily student lifestyles anyway. (Alternatively: an excuse for me to describe Keith wearing thigh high boots)

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//WARNING: Do not read if you get easily offended.//

Lance and Keith are mortal enemies, and their constant snide remarks and bickering are beginning to annoy the other Paladins. The only times they get along are when one Is saving the other's butt. When Shiro and Pidge are taken by Galra soldiers, the remaining three Paladins have to bring them back. Keith has to be used as bait, Hunk's not acting quite right, and Lance has begun confining himself to his room. The three seem to be going crazy, and nothing seems to turn out quite right. But unfortunately, Keith falls into the Galra's hands, Lance blames himself. It's all his fault, and the only way to clear himself of the guilt is to save Keith. But at what cost?

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