"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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It's been a year after the death of Realene Ariana Walker. Life didn't seen to be normal for anyone. Reed now lives with his fathers pack and his old house. Abandoned. Or is it? James disappears into the woods for days at a time and comes back unharmed. What happens when the pack catches word of a Goddess living among them? They want her dead. Goddess living among them are no good. They try and stop a wolfs natural instinct. To kill. When a warrior follows James into the woods he finds the goddess. His Alpha tells him to kill her. But instead he takes her to the cells and tortures her to almost death. But what happens when little old Matt stumbled in and finds her? Can he save her? Or will it be to late?

I looked at the man I front of me he had my dead Aunt's eyes. He wore ripped skinny jeans, a black muscle tee, gray beanie, thick rimmed glasses, and gold high tops. People surrounded him asking him questions or drooling over his killer looks. He smelled of rouge to me but no one else seemed to notice. Ever since Rea's death me and my pack have hated rouges and we kill them without hesitation. My Uncles and father haven't aged him I was six and I'm eighteen now. And he looked the same age as me for gods sake! Meet Reed Anderson. Son of Matthew Anderson and Realene Walker. The only bad thing Matthew doesn't know he has a son. Reed is special he is a cross between vampire and daemon. Realene told him everything as soon as he was 16. And he accepted the fact that his mother did it out of protection. Now your wondering how do things end? Well read and find out! SEQUEL TO His Rejected Mate #1 READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE READING THIS

Realene Ariana Walker. Only daughter of Sophia and Derek Walker. Her parents died from rouges and her older brothers turned against her. Leaving her in the basement they forced her into slavery. Now Rea is a special girl, she was born talking to her wolf Avery. She bigger then an alpha, stronger, and faster. Her wolf stands at a tall 6'7 with black fur and glowing neon blue eyes. All though everyone thinks she hasn't shifted she has, at the age of 5 with her father. Matthew Gray Anderson. Oldest son of Maria and Caleb Anderson the betas. Mates to Realene but he thinks she nothing but a weak, worthless slave. So he rejects her, he never wanted to be tied down to one person. What Matt didn't know area will turn to be the most powerful wolf ever since since the moon goddess walked the earth. When area leaves things change. A LOT. Including Matt but will she turn to find another mate, who treats her like a princess?

IF YOU WANT A WELL WRITTEN GANG STORY: READ MY OTHER BOOK "RIDE OR DIE" This book is not well written, contains grammar errors, and overall super cliche. I was 13 when I wrote this. My other book is the same premise of this book but much more matured. * * * * Rain Thompson is an average 18 year-old. Well kind of Average. She lives with her dad; who was a lawyer but became a sheriff and 3 older brothers, while her parents are divorced. She's graduating High School. Rain has a perfectly normal life, that she's perfectly happy with. Ryker Anderson is a 20 year-old. He's the Towns Bad Boy. Has a horrible reputation. Doesn't care about anything. He is an all around play, and uses girls and throws them out. Ryker came from a foster home, and is now in one of the Cities biggest Gangs. Ryker and Rain are polar opposites. But what happens one-night when Rain and Ryker cross paths?? Will they develop a friendship? Or something more? Rain came across one thing, and that one thing is: The Bad Boy's Gang. ********************************* ● First Couple of Chapters are written horribly, but my writing skills approve later on ● I wrote this when I was THIRTEEN WARNING: Spelling and Grammar mistakes, do NOT leave comments correcting things Rated: PG-13

"Life turned its back on me and took the good girl in me with it." Jason and Alison are best friends since birth, they had basically grown up with the other right next to them. Alison, being as naive as she was, thought that was it. She was rich, had a happy family and Prince Charming was right next door. But life is never that simple. When Alison's parents start to lose money they had no choice but to move away. Her father struggles with money and her mother struggles with breath and it wasn't long until both of them were gone and she was thrown in an orphanage. As she turned 16, hope was quickly disappearing by she managed to get adopted and was filled with hope for a new life. But instead she finds herself right where she never wanted to me... Facing all the problems that she left behind... And the biggest one of all, Jason Liams.

This is an old version. I am slowly rewriting this. Please wait to read that one. It'll have some of the same chapter outlines but way better writing. It'll also have more characters and hopefully be more in depth as well as be longer and have a different ending. He thought he was a bad boy. She thought she was a psychopath. He was bad news. She was worse. He was angry at the world. She just wanted to have fun in it. When Ashila gets caught on the wrong side of the law again, her father has no other choice but to send her to the strict boarding school known as 'Prescott Boarding School a place for delinquents and troubled youth' she is downright pissed. However when she gets there she decides to have some fun. Her type of fun. When Rylan finds out the only other dorm in his hall is going to be taken he's intrigued. After all his hall is only for the 'Class A' dangerous students, as the teachers and guards put it anyway. However when she gets there and he finds out that she's a she he's kinda annoyed that they class her as a 'Class A +' which is more dangerous than him. _______________________________ A lot of colourful language and not the rainbow kind. started this when i was young so it's not the best. but i still put my heart into it so don't copy please i'm sick of it. Finished.

Winter Pettore is a sassy gal, yet kind of shy. With strict parents who had a different way of showing love, she wasn't happy. Neither were her two best friends Flow and Liv. They did not feel loved at their home either. So why not make it better? Running away seemed like a good start. A flight from London to New York was the second step. Buy a cheap apartment in a crappy neighbourhood was the third. Why it was so cheap you ask? Rumour has it ruthless gang leader Oliver Pierce has his buisness vested in that specific neighbourhood. Winter couldn't care less about that, she was trying to make the best of the situation pushing her luck. One night Winter falls through the eye of the mysterious Oliver and he doesn't seems to want to let her go. Many difficulties on their path, all they can wish for is the best of luck. A/N The beginning needs MAJOR plastic surgery. Every chapter that has an emoji in the chapter name is edited the others haven't