M E H J U S T H A V I N ' C O N V O S W I T H C L E V E R B O T :3

They said there were ten stages of grieving. Shock. Emotional Release. Depression. Physical Symptoms. Anger, Fear, Panic. Hostility, Anger. Guilt. Hesitancy To Renew Normal Activities. Renewed Hopes And The Healing Of Memories. Acceptance. But for some people, there's one more. Love.

basically what the title says. welcome to the llama cave and penguin shimple. warning: beware of unexpected bursts of weirdness and derangedness

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.

Noah Kidd is a mercenary who's only concern is money. He will go to extreme measures to get the job done. He is the first official character of the Apathetic Universe.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.