WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 12 AND COMPLETELY UNEDITED b o o k o n e ♔ girls with guns and boys with roses ♔ ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳ Alexandria, a renowned criminal and feared even within her compound, has one last objective. Ouran Academy. Confident in her own ability, she is certain she'll be outta there in two months flat. The label her fellow crims had given it - "Dangerous and you will most likely be caught" - meant jack-shit. She was the most vicious and thorough killer anyone had ever met. This time, however, her gig centered around one idiotic king, one living dictionary, two mischievous devils, a martial-arts-god-turned-sugar-addict and one stoic giant - all calling themselves apart of a Host Club. For God's sake - you'd better look up your definition of dangerous. She only has five things to do before she's home free; Meet the target. Catch the target. Ransom the target. Reap the dough and - run. But when new revelations and power shifts within the S.H.A.D.O.W. Corporation have her world unraveling and a tempting new escape plan is dangled in front of her face, anything's go. Except there was just one thing she didn't incorporate in her calculations... ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳

Naomi Ginetawa is the new girl at Ouran High School. She is not rich like all the other students, she got in on a scholarship that may or may not have been stolen. She is the definition of trouble. The more the Host Club learn about her, the more they either want to hug her or throw her out a window. But one thing is certain: she will surely drain each of their credit cards before she "leaves".

PLEASE NOTE: None of the imagines are connected, unless I say so. Things that happen in previous or future imagines do not affect other imagines, unless I say so. Ok. Cool. Glad we got that sorted. >>> REQUESTS AAAALWAAAAAYS OPEN <<< ~ Just some imagines for you to fangirl over ~ {(((( WARNING ))))} There will be talk of self harm/suicide Definitely swearing, though if you listen sws this probably doesnt bother you Some imagines may contain content some view as offensive DONT SAY I DIDNT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA Goddammit...did I ACTUALLY just make a Taylor Swift reference? What the actual fuck... BAD LANGUAGE ALREADY OH MY DAYS I WARNED YOU THO JUST SHUT UP AND READ THE IMAGINES DAMMIT XD

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A collection of short stories, drabbles, etc. featuring various Haikyuu!! characters! I don't own Haikyuu!! or any of its characters. [COMPLETED! No further updates!]

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Funny ass text posts series #3

Arima is the One-Eyed King. His illegitimate daughter, Niyo, is a human just like her mother. She is nicknamed the One-Eyed Princess as rumors go on saying she is a one-eyed ghoul just like her father. With her identity hidden from most people, Niyo is a ghoul investigator with her own motives.