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Living with My Enemy

If there's anything Kaylee Hall hates more than relationships, it's the existence of bad boy Hunter Reed. They never really talked before but for some reason, they shared a mutual dislike for each other. But what would happen if circumstances brought them together? What if they found out that staying in the same place...

I'm a Model that's Undercover as The School's Nerd

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company'...

funny comebacks/jokes

Dorm Room 230

I've been depressed for about a year now. I've cut for about six months, but I never thought I would try to kill myself well that was until a couple weeks ago. My mom found me before I could do anything but now she's sending me off to boarding school so I can be more social and make friends and not be bullied so much...

Famous Bad Boy

Ava Summers is a typical tomboy girl and her life is regular but not perfect. But little did she know that it was all about to change when her mom got a job offering and she has to move to Los Angeles. When one night she is with her sister Ella because Ella is obsessed with Aiden Connor the famous bad boy. Ava doesn't...

It's A Deal

"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepen...

Room 603

"There is no way I am rooming with-uh that" I point to the devil sitting in the corner. He looks down on his phone not even paying attention to me. Or what I have to say. "Woah" he says. He starts chuckling. "What in the world is so important" I practically scream at him taking his phone. Once I look at his phone...

Falling for my Best Friend

Delia was your average teen girl. She was also best friends with a guy. He was super cute too. Delia and Asher had been friends for as long as either of them could remember. He had always been really popular and hot whereas Delia was a little more nerdy and felt like she wasn't pretty at all (but she was). Delia is g...

The new girl in town

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...

Best Friends For Never

Nate and Talia have always been best friends. Right from the start they were inseparable. Inevitably, Talia had been secretly crushing on Nate, but when he suddenly moved to England he broke her heart and completely changed her. Now Nate's back and let's just 'The New Talia' isn't his favourite Talia. Talia may hate N...

Babysitting The Bad Boy's Little Sister ✔ (editing)

Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction (21/Sept/2016) ♡ Completed (30/Aug/2016) ♡ Catherine is a teenager who has recently lost her parents in a car accident. Her life is mostly about high school, work and taking care of her little brothers. Having her best friend by her side makes her think that maybe life isn't treating h...

The Nerd's Hot?!?

Camilla Morgan is a 17-year-old Junior. She's one of those people who everyone loves. Even if they are jealous of her or are just trying to hurt her, eventually you either love her or want to be her best friend. She's your average teenage girl. She loves hanging out with friends, eating, shopping, listening to music...

Float

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. ...

I Stole The Bad Boys Dairy.

With a car accident that shattered her family, Jael finds herself in California with a ripped family and as usual knows there in love with the California air. but then she stumbles upon a book, mr.badboys diary.

Better Than Ever

Rosalinda was the packs punching bag. No one liked her because of her bright gold eyes. She was fed up with everything, but still stayed. That is until her mate, Alpha David, rejected her. She has had enough so she leaves. What happens when The Night Shadow Pack needs help from the biggest and strongest pack in the wo...

Different

Different, that was the only word you could sum up Angel Walker with. She wasn't like most girls. Whilst some girls would either study or paint their nails and gossip about boys, she would be boxing. But when she meets her schools bad boy at the exact boxing ring she fights at. Will they grow close to each other or wi...

The Dorm Mate ∞N.H∞

"You have a boyfriend?" He asks me. "Yeah, I do." "What a shame. We could've had some fun," his tone sends a shiver down my back. +++ Spencer is 20 years old. She...

That One Summer

Everyone has those memories of crazy nights and crazier romances that they look back on and think "that one summer..." My name is Hayden Kife, and this is the story of the craziest summer romance that I have ever had.

UNKNOWN NUMB3R

"Hello?" "Who is this?" "Guess..." Highest rank #132 in short story<3

Two Adopted Mermaids (One Direction Adoption Story) (New) Slow Updating)

Sejia (Say-Ja) and Glory are two best friends. There both 14 and living in Orphanage. They're a bit different from the other girls there age for one reason and one reason only. There Mermaids. No one knows, only them. They both have the same orange necklaces, that's how they figured out about each other. They wait and...

Funny Texts

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Roommates

"Why do you do this to me? Make me feel this way?" He asks. I lean close to him and smile. "Because I can, babe." I smirk and sashay out of the room, and I can feel him staring at me as I walk. --- It's Alexis's first year of college, and since she got accepted at a college a state away from where she lives, she has...

The Bad Boy, Cupid & Me

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...

The Bad Boys Roommate

"Can you hand me my water, sugar?" he asks with a huge stupid smile plastered across his face. I stutter out "D-don't you have legs?" I'm having trouble with my words due to his attractiveness. "Well, duh. But what fun would it be to use them when I could have you get it for me, sugar." he smirks. "Do not call me suga...

W.R.E.C.K.

Do you wanna know what the story is about? Why don't you go ahead and read it? Let me warn you that it's going to be quite a bumpy ride!

Now That He's Back

What happens when two best friends finally fall in love?

One Direction Adopted... A WHAT!?

I'm 12 years old and living in an orphanage, I have been here for 5 years now. I've never been fostered, never even been looked at by people looking for a child to take care of. My name is Skylar Mia Peterson. And one other fact about me... I'm a Mermaid

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...