Daniel Howell, Forensic Anthropologist. 25 years old, the best in the Forensic field. Philip Lester, Federal Agent. 29 years old, more field expierence and hands on action than anyone else. When Dan is left with a decaying body, and no solid answers, he is forced to rely on an overconfident FBI agent, and the hope that the bones will eventually tell the thruth, that someone is desperately trying to hide. (Based on the Fox T.V. series, Bones.) Cover art: the phabulous @lionluver12

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"I'm the nervousest person ever But I'm also the most excited"

"This is your target, Daniel James Howell".

(Cover made by the amazing @alltimetrashcan) Tyler: your typical shy new kid Josh: the unpopular nice guy When the two meet, they become best friends. All is happy and well-with a few bumps along the way, of course- and everything goes as a happy Joshler you'd expect. Until you forget to expect the unexpected. Read more to find out what happens ;) •Sorry this description sucks, the book is better•

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

Sequel to 'Wishful Thinking' Phil finally gets out of the hospital. A year later and their lives have finally gotten back to normal. But, life can't always be perfect.