Just some super random Star Wars funnies I found on the internet! I hope you enjoy. Disclaimer- I don't own all of these.

It's been over 4000 years and the earth still hasn't healed, or so they thought. A bounty hunter named Deojen notices thing that just aren't adding up about this man made world. Is he over thinking it or is he right and the government hiding things.

"My name's Esmeralda, what's yours?" He stared at my hand for a while. "Thojen," he mumbled, keeping his hands firmly in his pockets. "Well Thojen, could you please point me in the direction of the auditorium?" I asked trying to keep nice. "No." "W-what do mean, no?" "I mean no, go smash into someone else, maybe they'll show you the way. I don't have time to deal with short little witches." And with that he turned and started to walk away. As he did, I brought my fingers together "snap" and the end of his cigarette split in two. He jumped back from shock, but turned around and brought his thumb over his index again. "Tiny." He smirked. "What?" I hissed. He was really getting on my nerves. "Tiny, I'll call you Tiny." ~this story is for you mom<3