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Something more powerful than the Dark Forest is about to cause disturbance within ThunderClan...and it's love. Bumblestripe has loved Dovewing forever. But after she rejects him for another cat, he wonders if there's any way to stop the pain that seeing her causes- and decides the only way is to get rid of her. A tale of murder and betrayal, heartbreak and abandonment, Bumblestripe's Insanity is a captivating novel that leaves readers hungering for more and left wondering what happens next. Because in this story, NOBODY is safe...