*narrated by Morgan Freeman* It was a normal Tuesday night, whilst I wasted my life in Tumblr looking at many pictures of gay anime porn I hear I a tap in my window. I secretly hoped it was Jeff the Killer because he's hot and I want to tap that but to my dismay it was Kanye West. He needed me to make out with Destery's pineapples because he wanted to get 3 million subscribers. That night changed my life because it was fucked up. The Day I Shat Myself is NOT meant to be taken seriously it is for people who can take a joke