Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Everyone has heard the story. The one where Red Riding Hood outwitted the Big Bad Wolf, who tried to trick her into being his dinner. In the end they all lived happily ever after. Sounds familiar right? Well It`s all a lie. In the true tale of Red Riding hood, The Big Bad Wolf wants to eat her, just not in the way you`d imagine. But first he has to get through the boy nextdoor- Kristoffer, and her determination to complete her quest. If the Big Bad Wolf doesn't get his way, well let's just say that.... Red Riding Hood might not make it out of the forest alive. .