Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*COMPLETED* and *REVISED* Her eyes shine like starlight, her laugh warms me like the sun in spring. Any other person would fear her, but they wouldn't know the truth of her magic, and they wouldn't know Lucy like I do. You promise? - With all my heart. I swear on Mavis' grave, if you dare lay a finger on her- For Better Or For Worse I made a promise to myself that I won't be that weak girl I used to be. I want you here with me.. He'll do it if his heart tells him to. I have a future. A future I can't imagine Lucy with out.. "Welcome Back.."

• O N G O I N G • A month had passed since Lisanna came back from the supposed 'dead'. One day, Team Natsu decided to kick Lucy out - since she was the weakest - and was replaced with Lisanna. Devastated, Lucy erased her own guild mark in front of everyone in the guild, and leaves with Wendy and Charle to train. One day in a forest, Lucy, Wendy and Charle encounter a dragon, claiming that Lucy was the princess of the dragons. The dragon takes the three girls to the dragon realm to train. Two years later, the three girls go back to Fairy Tail for revenge. Suddenly, a new threat comes. That person tells Lucy that she has Ankhseram Black Magic. Lucy denies it, but what happens when she accidentally kills one of her closest friends?! What will happen? Especially to Lucy? Started: 25/07/15 Completed: xx/xx/xx Achievements: #993 in Fanfiction - 02/11/15 #584 in Fanfiction - 08/11/15 #125 in Fanfiction 09/12/15

{2nd book of Celestial series. Please read the first book, Celestial Striker, before reading this one to avoid massive confusion. Thank you!} It's been five months since Lucy and Natsu decided it was best they remained friends. Fairy Tail FC is slowly raising to the top, thanks to Lucy's contribution to the games that follow. But when Lucy, Natsu, Gray and Erza are asked to join in a collaboration team with others from different Fiorian FCs, they are forced to leave for 2 months. Lisanna finds out about Natsu and Lucy so she tries everything she can to stop the engagement. The only issue is: can Natsu's brother agree? Natsu thought he was over his friend but as time goes on, he realizes he has never stopped loving Lucy. But if he were to do anything, it would wreck their friendship ... As well as his ties with his brother that can no longer be mended.

{1st book of Celestial series. Please read this one first before the other two to avoid massive confusion. Thank you!} Lucy is a hardcore soccer fan as well as a strong striker for the local club in her hometown since she was very little because her mother was a lover as well. It wasn't long until Lucy became known nation wide as the Celestial Striker; for her crazy shots on goal and look like a goddess after. After her mother falls ill and passes when she is only fifteen, Lucy leaves her rich father's care and attends Magnolia High School; finished with her soccer obsession as well. She was completely unaware that it would only return to her, this time taking her whole life with it. Magnolia's infamous Fairy Tail FC is looking to become the strongest soccer team in the whole country of Fiore. They hope that one day they are enough to represent their country as the national team in the Co-ed World Cup. All they need is that one person to catch the crazy passes of the infamous of Natsu Dragneel. And Lucy just might be the one Fairy Tail FC is looking for. But why is the Celestial Striker still alive after she died two years ago? #333 in FanFiction

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

★Modern AU★ Lucy and Natsu are long time best friends. Natsu is the star basketball player and Lucy is a shadowed star, a girl with a dream. Natsu seems to fall for the sweet Lisanna Strauss- well known for her charity, kindness, super model older sister and successful older brother. Lucy convinced herself to be okay with the whole thing. But as the year continues on Lucy can't help but begin to notice changes between herself and Natsu. Especially in the feelings department. Lucy seems to face turmoil after turmoil, as she is almost kidnapped, has health issues, and unravels a whole conspiracy surrounding Lisanna and the newly arrived Sting. Natsu begins to treat her differently and she finds it harder and harder to deny her own feelings. Can she keep up with life's games? ❃ 3rd place in FT Wattys Romance ❃ ❃2nd place in Judges Choice Romance❃ ©2015 @Infinite_Midnight

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NOTE: If you have not read the previous book or have not watched Fairy Tail, you will not get ANY of the content in this book. The book is called 'The Song of the Dragons' and you can find it on my page. Natsu had proposed to Lucy and their wedding day was upon them. Lucy was nervous about getting married. It has been two months since Lucy was resurrected from the dead and she found out a lot of things have changed in the past two years. Levy and Gajeel have a child coming and are married, Erza and Jellal are married and have a daughter name Simone, and Grey and Juvia (Who are having a double wedding with Natsu and Lucy) are also expecting a child. Everything seems to be going alright for the perfect wedding day. Dresses wrinkle free, flowers organised, cakes with no flaw, the whole place is flawless and perfect...until a screech of a demon is heard in the distance.