I wanted to write some Headcanons + Lemons . And tada! Here they are. REQUESTS CLOSED

A bunch of adorable preferences and short stories about you and the Makara family :3 TRIGGER WARNING: Cursing!

Basically everyone from Homestuck... DISCONTINUED CAUSE I'M A LAZY ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T GO ON WATTPAD ANYMORE

What happens when a mertroll falls into a forbidden love with a human?

This is not a LEMON. This is simply a recommended shipping. Of course, I ship it too :33 I really hope my readers love this :3

The Psiioniic has been wanting a matesprit for quite some time. He finally finds the perfect troll but will he be able to keep her?

You were walking along the beach with a heavy heart. You had recently had been dumped by your now ex-mate sprite Sollux Captor, all because he simply fell out of love of you, for someone else...you kicked the ground in frustration and utter agony, remembering all the beautiful times you two had spent together, tearing up, you sigh and look down at the sand, you see a rock and pick it up, it was shining very brightly, it reminded you too much of him, so you threw the rock into the ocean, only to hear something near the surface. Inching closer to the shore, careful not to get wet, (it was late at night and you couldn't exactly see well in the dark) once a bit closer, you saw bubbles coming up on the surface, and not long after, you saw a purple steak in the water, then a head, it's violet-irises staring a you, with a cold, death glare. "Stupid landwwellar". You cross your arms. "Hey, that's not very nice." The figure scoffs. "Wwell neither is gettin hit on the fuckin head."

you are a stripper in the best club ever! the owner is a notorious womanizer and the bouncers kinda scare the shit out of everyone... in any case, you have a fun job but it gets embarresing real fast!

This is a story about The Signless (ancestor of Karkat Vantas from Homestuck) and you, the reader. Not all stories come to happy endings.

this will be a collection of oneshots that are x reader. all 8 kids and all 36 trolls will be included. idk why I'm doing this to myself but I am. enjoy my downward spiral into self hatered.