|| Book 1 of The Shadow's Melody || As a maid here at the new Opéra Populaire I can certainly sense something different. Something missing. It lacked him. The Opera Ghost who disappeared. I know I should let it go. I know I shouldn't constantly think about a dead man. A murderer. But I simply can't. I can't forget about that man I fell in love with those many years ago. I yearned to hear his angelic voice again. I begged for it. Hoped for it. Prayed for it. I called for him in my dreams. The man they called The Phantom of the Opera. I would never have guessed that my hopes and prayers would soon be answered.

You've fallen asleep in a coffin and wounded up in undertaker's store but what happens when the undertaker has a little crush on you?

Um.......YO MAMA JOKES!!! Yeah that's it. Note: I don't own the pics i might put up neither the jokes and this is just a book of jokes not meant to offend anyone. First book!!