Pairing: Shizuo x Izaya (Durarara!!) --- I made this for Valentine's Day and hopefully it isn't too weird .___. AU! Izaya was the Guardian of Hearts, fulfilling his job as he exchanged the pieces of hearts among his beloved humans. Idk if this will count as angst or whatsoever but..ah who cares, just enjoy! :D *the characters belong to their respective owner, Ryohgo Narita*

Izaya kept thinking about what people say to him. He suddenly aware about himself. Then when he meet Shizuo, what he will do?

NOTICE: this book isn't being discontinued, but more like rewritten completely. It will be posted on my AO3, but that's along time coming due to the fact I am writing another Shizaya book that is my priority. Please understand If Shizuo could wipe someone from the face of the earth, it would be Izaya. The smirk, the laugh, and the way he speaks buzzes in Shizuo's head, annoying him from the moment he wakes up to the second he lays down. Shizuo has had enough; he wants the louse dead. If anything, if he could just erase the memory of his voice, he is sure it is good enough. Shinra seemes to know a thing or two. Does that mean Shinra wanted him gone too? "Knock knock Beautiful. The real world isn't a fucking fairytale." READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: strong language, sexual themes, and minor gay relationships. Some elements in this book might be offending to some people. Also contains blood, suicidal thoughts, and non consensual sex in later chapters.

Shinra pulls yet another one of his experiments with Izaya and Shizuo's DNA, creating two adorable little children accidentally. He gives them to the informant and protozoan not knowing what to do, will the love of these two creatures bring Izaya and Shizuo close? Or even more apart than before.

what if shizu-chan and Izaya-chan were child hood friends?

Shinra Kishitani and Izaya Orihara know each other pain.. Because they are not Orihara or Kishitani.. They are siblings or also knows as twins.. "Let's go back to England..." Shinra say. Izaya run his hand through his hair and sigh. Shinra love Celty, the headless rider, but everytime he say about his love to her. All he got was a beat up from her.. Izaya want to be friend with Shizuo, the strongest man in Ikebukuro, but he didn't know how to express them and always pissed Shizuo more.. All he got was a hatred showing on the man eyes.. They both fed up being something not them.. This is not them.. This is only an act to make themselves fit in the crowd but.. It seems all the thing they are done, everyone still treat them same like they used to be.. Let them see The Real Us. "Okay.. I also want to drop all this act..." Izaya was smiling at Shinra who was smirking.

It's Shizuo's Birthday!! And Izaya is planning a 'suprise gift' for his Shizu-chan. Will Shizuo like it? How will things turn out for them? And could this possibly be the best birthday ever?! or something else..... (Warning:There will be some smut in this book!)

izaya has been suffering with depression recently, shizuo starts getting worried when izaya almost completely stops dodging flying items.

Random one shots of shizaya and other crap related to izaya and shizuo