They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Max, Fang, their daughter Phoenix and the Flock have finally made new lives for themselves, living safe and happily in caves. Suddenly everything that was ever a threat to the flock comes back to mess it up, sending the flock right back to Nevermore island. With Nino wanting Max to join him, Erasers on their tail and the increasing want to stop and make a home out something, how can they survive? The characters belong to James Patterson, but I created the plot myself. ~Check out the sequel 'Maximum Ride - Overrated'~

TEAM FAX!!! My first story hope you like it!!

For her 16th birthday, Lucy Martin received a "present" from her childhood bestfriend, Louis Tomlinson; she got to be a backup dancer for One Direction. Things started heating up with her and Harry, but after the tour, he broke things off. Shortly after the breakup, Lucy discovered she was pregnant. With Harry Styles' baby, she decided to keep it a secret, only telling Louis the truth. Now, 3 years later, Isobele stumbles into her father, totally by accident. Should Lucy let the curly haired boy into his daughter's life, or shut him out like he did to her, all those years ago?

Y/N was just a normal girl and a belieber. What happens when Justin Bieber becomes her neighbor? Will Justin see her as just a fan or will they become more than that? Cover by @lydia_maccan

This story takes place 20 years later, when Max & Fang find each other again. But they're not the same people they used to be. Actually, no one is. Everyone has changed in the past 2 decades. Especially Max. They've all been living their lives, moving on, or trying to, from Fang. But Max has had the most trouble. She's changed to the point where she's no longer the strong, bold Maximum Ride everyone knew and loved. So what's going to happen now that Fang is back? It may not be the happily ever after everyone expects. There are some major MAJOR complications that Max, Fang, Dylan, and the flock have to struggle to deal with. So tell me, who's side are you on? FAX or MYLAN?

Fang and his family move to Max's school. Fax, Eggy, and Nazzy! Also posted on fanfiction.net.

** May Contain Mature Content ** Everything changes when the old saying of two best friends falling in love doesn't cease to exist in Justin and Jamie's friendship. Feelings begin to stir and sparks begin to fly and soon, they find themselves falling head over heels in love with each other. What happens when one intimate moment leads to another and Jamie finds herself surprisingly pregnant and carrying Justin's baby? Read on to find how the world reacts to one mistake, how it may rip off and tear Justin and Jamie's friendship apart, what ever happens to Jelena and whether or not the baby even sees the world and how they'll have to cope with it. *Trailer on the Introduction.* Copyright © 2012-2013 by UndercoverGirl26 All rights reserved.

Maximum Ride, Fang, Iggy, Ella, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Ect are all (c) of James Patterson. The story line, OC's, ect are (c) of myself. I do not own Maximum Ride or her Merry Band of Mutants. :)

A story in which a girl sleeps with Justin Bieber which causes everything to take a turn for the worse. [highest rank: #2 in Fanfiction] - please remember that this is an a.u (alternative universe), any references or similarities to actual events, real people-- living or dead, or to a real place are intended to give the story a sense of reality, other than that, it's entirely coincidental. 2015 // © secutegrxnde all rights reserved.