FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

Funny stuff that you wouldn't want to miss btw most arent mine

Just a few stories to give you chills. \

Sequel to Simply Irresistible. Draco and Hermione as parents, tell their story to their children of that year after the war. How they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love. Leading to a heartbreak that led them to where they are now.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

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The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertfordshire, near London.

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

*********Wattpad Featured Story********* Ever wondered how many sacrifices a cheerleader must make to stay beautiful and popular? You have no idea!! This story highlights the blood, sweat, and tears of just a single week in this barbie world. Especially blood. Lots and lots of blood. This is Scary Movie meets London Tipton meets Barbie. take note : plot holes and blonde moments will occur!!