Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

"(Y/N) (L/N)" the announcer called out. It was my only time to choose how my life would go. I had 5 choices. Dauntless, with the leader Max Erudite, with the leader Jess Abnegation, with the leader Adam Candor, with the leader Ross And amity with the leader John What did I want my future to be? Did I want to stay with (O/F) Or to give myself a challenge and join Dauntless? What was I going to do...

You move into a new apartment complex and you have some loud neighbors. Across from you lives a man named Max and his roommate Ross. (a piece from chapter 1) I rub my eyes and groaned from being woken up "this is the second time this week" I said getting walking to the front door and opening it "this can't keep happening... It's 4am ugh" "Ross give the the fucking necklace!" A male voice shout and a bang "E-Excuse me!" I shouted knocking on the door shivering slightly from the brisk morning air The door opened to reveal a man with messy short curly reddish hair and a short beard "hm?" He said putting a golden Z necklace on "I-I just moved here. And I was trying to sleep and... Uhh you guys woke me up" I said nervously looking at him He sighed "well sorry for that we were just about to get to work when, some little shit took my necklace!" He growled slightly and looked at me "my name is Max, what's yours?" I smiled shyly "My name is (Y/N)"

Tiny Sky is only four when his mommy tells him to run from the zombies attack them. Sky now has to survive on his own in the big, scary, Minecraft world, at only four. Can he do it?

"Let's play a game, Ms. Phoenix. 100 days. First one to fall in love with the other, loses" XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Aphie Maureen Phoenix, preferably, Aphmau. Senior at Trost High Smart, Rich, President of the book club and most of all, the expected Valedictorian of their batch. Total Geek. Laurence Ace Meteli. Senior at Trost High. Rebel, Class bunker, Campus Price, most of all, the expected Repeater of their batch. Total Hottie. Make their paths intertwine and set a game. First one to fall in love, loses. What if one already fell in love with the other but denies it? After all, it can be more than just a Love Game. •••• All characters belong to Aphmau except for the original characters. •••• Inspired by "She's in love with a Geek" by notjustarandomgirl and "Our Times" A Taiwanese 2015 romance film. •••• Cover by the awesome, @Infinite_Midnight ;3 ••••

Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the highest Circle and destined for greatness. Emma is sent away to the Moderate Circle, to live an average life. April, Julie, and Rylee are deemed potential rebels and shipped off to a camp for the Lowlies, members of the bottom tier of society. Will their friendship transcend the boundaries of society? And, most importantly, will it be powerful enough to defeat Trump? Highest ranking- #141 in Humor and #806 in Fanfiction