"I feel like everyone hides their demons with fake ass smiles." ➰ "And sometimes, they're demons themselves." ➰ "Ugh! I'll hit you if you say that one more time!" ➰➰➰ {Takes place in Season 1 I do not own Shadowhunters or any of the characters, plots, or dialogue. I only own Juliette as well as all of my other OCs, their own actions, plot lines, dialogue, and every thing surrounding her. I did however alternate some of the lines and other things like that of other Shadowhunter characters to fit the story line.} ⚠️WRITTEN ON A PHONE, MAY LOOK DIFFERENT ON A COMPUTER⚠️ ➰[Takes place in 2015]➰ ➰[Started January 28, 2018]➰

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Hilarious puns for everyone to enjoy! :)

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

This is just a book filled with random puns, so you guys can have 'pun!' get it? 'pun'? 'fun'? I'm making it worse aren't I? Well please read. These aren't all mine, but I'm not gonna take credit for the ones I make up, so I have found these on websites like my best friend called "Google". S/he's very popular and I'm very lucky to be her/his friend. Anywho, thanks for reading!

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Cheesy jokes, puns and pick-up lines cheesier than the cheesiest jokes, puns and pick-up lines you've ever cheesed DISCLAIMER: These are not our jokes, they were found on the internet add well as all of the images Warning: If you are offended by dumb blond jokes, do not read or do not be offended, I don't have anything against blonds :)

Is there a really annoying guy you're trying to get rid of? Well taa daa you've got your very own guide to snarky retorts to get them off your back!