mae jacobs: who the fuck are u guys ???

in which a sarcastic seventeen year old girl has a group chat with the 5 seconds of summer. cover credit // do you like it? [it get's kinda better after chapter one, swear] (( if you want, i won't blame you for just going straight to chapter two. chapter one sucks whale penis ))

lmao random little book that has different scenarios and things they would text you

1 punk rock girl who truly madly deeply fallin' in love with 4 not-punk-rock boys. ** {Just a bunch of funny text post that i found on tumblr and instagram. credit goes to anyone who made this, ily!} Copyright © 2014 by zleonie

It all started with adding a wrong number... M: WHY DOESN'T HE REACT? M: LUKEEEEEE M: COME ON BUDDY K: who's Luke? M: WAIT WHAT M: U AREN'T LUKE C: MICHAEL!! YOU'VE ADDED THE WRONG NUMBER AGAIN!!! K: What? Who are you? I'm going to warn you beforehand: this is my worst story ever. It's so bad you'll laugh your ass off about the clichés.

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

I'm here to make ya laugh!, and if you don't I don't care ☺️!❤️ Ps. This book is not edited ✌️

Danni had been talking to her best friend for around 3 years, but when they decided to skype, her whole world turned upside down.