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Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)

Where Calum has the worst luck around Christmas and ends up staying with Michael.

For Calum actions speak louder than words. But Michael has a habit of talking without listening. With every action there's a reaction

This book is for updates on my series called the new broken scene :)

A collection of PJO/HoO one shots I come up with

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you will finally understand why storms.... Are named after people. Jason was running from his past when he just happened to bump into the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Piper. ~MESSED UP JIPER AU~ DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. {Cover credit: @lostamongstars} (All rights go to Rick Riordan, I do not own anything.)

There are legends of two ships. Two ships whose captains loathe each other. Those captains that have no names. They are simply called Light and Dark. The ships are as different as Night and Day. But now there's a boy who is stuck between them. After being imprisoned on Light's ship for several years, Percy takes his leave, revealing his parentage to the ship run by two children of Zeus. He finds his place among the crew of Dark's ship, with friends who died at Light's hand. The three children of Hades instantly recognize Percy's usefulness and declare war against their rival pirates. But when tragedy strikes, the son of Poseidon is once again banished. A new player came entered the game. A new ship. A new crew. A new enemy. ***Guess what! As I'm sure you can tell by my username, I am not Rick Riordan. There may be a few OCs in this that are mine, but I don't own Percy or any of his character-mates (if it's not a term, it is now). MY NAME IS NOT RICK!***

The story of a girl who struggles not only with love, but with the media and her identity. • Annabeth Chase: singer, songwriter. Just a small girl trapped in a big world. Percy Jackson: athlete, swimmer. The boy who the internet has declared to be Annabeth's 'soulmate'. Is this really true? [AU]