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everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when...

Fool's Holiday ☾Malum

Where Calum has the worst luck around Christmas and ends up staying with Michael.

Reaction || Malum ||

For Calum actions speak louder than words. But Michael has a habit of talking without listening. With every action there's a reaction

The New Broken Scene-[UPDATES]

This book is for updates on my series called the new broken scene :)

Percy Jackson Oneshots [Percy Jackson]

A collection of PJO/HoO one shots I come up with

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Havoc

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you will finally understand why s...

A Pirate's Life For Me

There are legends of two ships. Two ships whose captains loathe each other. Those captains that have no names. They are simply called Light and Dark. The ships are as different as Night and Day. But now there's a boy who is stuck between them. After being imprisoned on Light's ship for several years, Percy takes his l...

The Trials of Annabeth Chase [Percabeth AU]

The story of a girl who struggles not only with love, but with the media and her identity. • Annabeth Chase: singer, songwriter. Just a small girl trapped in a big world. Percy Jackson: athlete, swimmer. The boy who the internet has declared to be Annabeth's 'soulmate'. Is this really true? [AU]

Glass Standing

Who in their right mind wants to get married as an 18th birthday gift? Adrienne Agreste was definitely opposed to the idea. None of the suitors seemed to suit her fancy. She had her eyes on someone she didn't even know. Who was he, and why did she have to fall in love with him when she knew there was no chance of it w...

101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs

WELCOME GIRLS. 101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #4This is a place where we can all let our feelings out, with no judgement and only tears of laughter. This is a list of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Having Big Boobs', created by wonderful girls on Wattpad.

Art With Meh <3 卌

DRAWY-PAWY-SPRAWLY STUFFIES ;)

Broken Beads {Percy Jackson AU} (Wattys 2016)

In 1964, the government found many people with extraordinary abilities, like gods and goddesses. They secluded them from society, classifying them from Greeks, Romans, Egyptians, and Norse. This is the story of 2 grandchildren, Lisa Eileen and Darian Carlos Markowitz. Their grandfathers were classified as Jupiter and...

Polaroid (A Phan AU)

The polaroid photo - people say if you shake it, it will develop faster, but in truth it just ruins it. Phil is a working class, geeky, lonely boy toddling through life with his camera. When his family falls on hard times, he is forced out of his bubble and into the real world. Playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user...

Demeter's Call

"So my mom Demeter is kidnapped by the goddess of gossip?" "...You could say that but the proper term is-" "Oh Annabeth let the poor girl revel in her glory" "Uh guys..." --- Tania Wells was just your average demigod: unnoticed by most and certainly not wanting the life given to her until one day. One night actually w...

Milkshake | Phan {ONESHOT}

I saw this cute phanart on Tumblr of Dan and Phil having a milkshake and it inspired me to write this :3 Hope you enjoy x

Ugly : clifford a.u

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

Infinities → Miraculous Drabbles

What the title states it to be - a book where I'll post drabbles/oneshots based on various ships in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom. wonderful cover is by @kingdomdance <3

Blue Hearts And Paper Cuts

A sequel to: Red Strings and Markers Adrien Agreste didn't remember much after the cathedral collapsed. He recalled hearing a voice, a female voice, calling out to him. "Chat! Chat Noir! God damn it, you'd better be alive when I get in there!" "Kid! Adrien! Are you okay?" The red string of fate connects you t...

101 Reasons Why I Hate Being A Girl

HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing th...

The Runaways [percabeth AU]

"Then, we run away." • Two people from different backgrounds meet and fall in love; Annabeth Chase the rags girl and Percy Jackson the prince. This is the tale of how they escaped the restrictions of the king. • *A PJO 2016 Watty Awards first place winner under AU* (NOT Cinderella)

Fandom One Shots

Comment ones you want me to do! I'll do any fandom I know. If I don't know it, I will let you know immediately. Tell me what you think as well! This should be fun. ***I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE FRANCHISES INVOLVED IN THESE STORIES! WHETHER IT'S PERCY JACKSON OR BIG HERO SIX OR WHATEVER ELSE, IT AIN'T MINE SO DON'T SUE ME...

Miraculous Monthly

With tons of quirky and insightful articles, Miraculous Monthly is your go-to magazine for the best of the Miraculous Ladybug fandom. Did we mention you also get awesome freebies? ©TheLadyblog || 2016 Cover by Ally #273 in Random || August 16, 2016

hear you - malum

"i just want to hear you." (c) malumjpg 2014-2015

Miraculous Weekly Contests, Quizzes & Trivia

Have extra time on your hands for a short contest, solve a quick quiz, or answer some trivia problems? Check out this book where I will be updating weekly with different contests, quizzes, and trivia for you to try out!

The Benefits Project ; phan au

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...

HELLO WORLD

HOW'S IT GO'EN?

suicide : 5sos

"let's just destroy ourselves until we forget" Ashton, Michael, Luke, and Calum want to forget the horrible suicide of best friend, Finley Paige, and get on with life. But when a brown cardboard box containing several tapes turn up on their doorsteps the boys are forced to remember Finley once more. Their are five tap...