Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

These are all my favorite Disney jokes...

ELSA has been queen for over a year now and has experienced heart problems due to her own frozen heart! She soon becomes a Gaurdian and it changes her life forever. By the help of Jack Frost she learns the ways of being a Gaurdian and gains two things she never thought possible Friendship and love And threw it all she finds out the true meaning of love will thaw - I do not own any of these characters they belong to disney and dreamworks. Also this edit was by XxElsaxSnowQuewnxX

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Hi I'm Jackie! Daughter of Jack and Elsa. Elsa "The Ice Queen of Arendelle" and Jack Frost "The Guardian of Fun" I have a brother named Eric. Two cousins named Kristine and Andrew. Children of Auntie Anna and Uncle Kristoff. Father and Mother taught me ice powers. I am training to be the guardian of ice along with my brother. I will soon succeed the throne of my mother as queen of Arendelle. Uncle North, Uncle Bunny, Uncle Sandy and Auntie Tooth is helping me train. But I kind of don't like Auntie Tooth because I have a very bad feeling she likes Father. Oh and I forgot to say, Uncle Hans is also helping Arendelle with business. Even though, Father and Uncle Kristoff dosen't want to. Mother has to approve it because if not, Arendelle will die with hunger. I don't like Uncle Hans too. I know he likes Mother. Well I will not let anyone destroy our family! Because I am Princess Jackie of Arendelle. The soon to be guardian of ice. Watch out for anyone who hurts my family!

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

(Sequel of Losing Everything (Jelsa)) Elsa Winters and Jack Frost are happily raising their adopted son, Nathan. When Elsa and Jack are in the college, their friends seemed to move on and leave. But in comes a new student. A new troublemaker, a new Villain.

• PLEASE TAKE NOTE THIS GOES BACK TO 2014 AND THERE ARE HELLA MISTAKES SO JUST IGNORE THEM CAUSE I ALREADY GET RANTED ON LOL • Attack on Jokes - it doesn't get any better than this. I hope you enjoy this book and I hope you laugh! If you finish this joke book, please do not hesitate to check out Book 2!! Thank you! Thanks for the support and I love you all! {[ I do not own the pictures (some) / (some) jokes inside of of this book. Just had to get that out there before Copy Rights come at me xD ]} This is the original book, I just changed my username :

A random 5sos book with facts and funny things that I got from twitter and tumblr! If you like what you read, please vote and drop a comment! Cover photo credit to @ohmypatronus