God forgive me. I am sorry LMAO I might be serious about this, maybe not and make this a troll, idk (update: it ain't going to be a troll, it's actually going to be a story) I should be ashamed but hes a good looking, sweet man (I'm obsessed w/ him) Enjoy??? If you hate it, pls leave

It is about Jacob S. and Alana S. going out. Jacob is a fuck boy. Alana is a slot.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.