❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

> A Mafia story that's more silly than serious. #2 in Chicklit 4/12/17 #7 in Humor 13/9/19 #8 in Romance ^ It's midnight once again, and I'm in my cramped room looking at all the old photo albums of my family before the split. Each picture holds a precious memory that's frozen in time. Picture by picture, page by page adds another tear in my eyes. A creak came from outside my bedroom, the teal wallpaper was pealing off the walls. I have been living here for 11 years. I quickly hid the album under my pillow and ran to my closet. She couldn't back yet? She normally comes home around 4am drunk and broke. The slits on the closet doors were my only source of light, that was coming from my lamp in my dimly lit room. My breathing became more rough and my heart was about to smash my ribcage. Wait, I'm a dela Cruz. I fight for what's right and I know how to fight! As I peeked through the gaps on my closet door I seen three men in black masks and suits come through the door. "Find the damn girl" one of the men say, I'm assuming he's the boss. The two men started raiding the bedroom and the bathroom, while the boss of the trio slowly walked directly to the closet. He had his hands on the knob of the closet, my stomach twisted. I backed away slightly to run up and attack the man. He opened the doors and I came flying out in my beautiful pj's. I caught he man by surprise and punched him in the stomach and kicked where the sun don't shine, I kicked hard to make sure he never had babies ever again. "Fuck!" He yelled as he collapsed onto he cold floor. I pulled a smirk on my face, which caused him to shoot a do glare out of those captivating eyes. The two men held me down while the boss rolled about on the floor for about 5 minutes straight, holding where I kicked him. "You just punched a mafia king darling, you're gonna regret it" He whispered softly into my ear while I was held in between the other two. Oh shit, I punched a mafia king! Copyrighted2017© by x_angelu_

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it. Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfriends he seeks the help of his sister. When Sawyer asks his twin sister to pose as him, Vivian finds herself in a tight situation. Soon, Sawyer welcomes Vivian to the world of 'Dude'; where football, girls, and Bros are all included. But being your brother isn't an easy task. Vivian finds herself in awkward encounters, drunken mishaps, and in the company of many...many love triangles. Add a couple oblivious parents, a virginator, a double life, a group of kids known as the Intimidation Nation, and two boys vying for your affection, and you have Vivian's not so normal life. ||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR|| ||BEST RANKING: #5 IN FUNNY|| ||BEST RANKING: #83 IN TEEN FICTION ||

*Cue ominous voice* ⚠ W̶ͤ̓͂҉̞̻͇̯̫̻͎Á͖̪̣̪̼̟͈̙̲͛̚͘͝R̹͈̭̖͔̭̐̆̿͘Nͨͭ҉̣̻̥̲̘̞̝͜͝I̪̖͚̊̀̋̉̓ͣN̨̺̺̎ͯ͐̇G̑͐̓͟͏͖̭̱͡ͅ ⚠ NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THIS HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. H̢͚̳͇̱͈̠̦̠̭̄̏͐̂́O̢̬̹͆̋̑̅́͞R̠̱̝̂ͪ̌ͯ̃͛̚R̦̖̋̈̒͛̾͟͞O̝͔͈͚̮͍̽ͯ̀͟Ŕ̶̞̙̫͔͚͙͉̮͕̒ͬ̉́̚ ̍̆͘҉̠̱̪Ṣ̘̼̠̏̍̉ͬ͛ͤ̀̈́̚͜T̰̜͕͉̼̖͂̾̀͜͡O͈͎̼̼̩̭͕̲̻ͭ͆͒ͩ̃R͖̠͉̾̿̎ͦͮ̆ͦ̒̀I̷̛͉͓̯̝̟͓̠̖͑͑̈́̈Ë̤͕̹̫͍͓̪́͒͟͜S̡̨̻̤̝̜ͬͭͮ ̶̹͈͈̄̒̈́͊͛ͮ͒̒͋ͅB̘̙̠̞̑͋ͥ͗̒ͮͩͭͪY̶̡̰̜̩̎͒͒͐̐͜ͅ ̳͚̳͙͆̾͋̕J̪̖̟͉̝ͯͨ̈́̔̃̕͞ALENE ARMSTRONG CONTAINS SCENES THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND EXTREMELY... UPSETTING. THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK CANNOT AND WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE EFFECTS OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. YOU... HAVE... BEEN... WARNED! (This Description Was Inspired by The Amazing World of Gumball Episode 154 - "The Compilation")

This is a compilation of short one paged horror stories, some are self composed and others have been taken from legends and the internet. Please comment if you have your stories I'll put them and give credits to you. Also if you have ideas for stories you'd like me to write, please comment them. Thank you!!

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE [Highest rank so far: #57 in humor] "Boys. I don't understand them. At all. One of the most mysterious, misunderstood, and misinterpreted creatures of the planet. All we know is that they have a thing called the pen- -nevermind because I don't want to say that word..." *** Boys are the subject of every conversation in the girl's locker room, in the chatty hallways, on the staircase, and now, the science classroom. Kill me if that's not the slightest bit annoying. When 17 year old chatter-box and science geek, Alana-Lila Dizon hurls her beloved science textbook at the most popular golden boy of the school, accidentally almost knocks out an amazing athlete, and schools the smartest guy in school, maintaining an A-average in all the sciences becomes the least of her problems. Wesley (Wes) Sylvano is not a bad boy. He's known to be sweet, kind, and is all smiles. Everyone just loves him. Nicholas (Nick) Gray is the definition of scary. All around athlete, muscular physique, and with both a threatening and good reputation. Apparently he's nice to people unless you piss him off. Vincent (no nickname) Reid is your typical smart guy. He thinks he knows everything and that he's a genius, all because his dad is the CEO of a tech company. The jerk also doubles as a badboy, as they say. What do these boys have in common? Nothing, except for the fact that they're boys. And Alana-Lila Dizon is going to find out, once and for all, the science behind boys and why they're the way they are. WARNING: Contains 3 wild monkeys that may cause you to pull out your hair. Contains a girl with too much bad luck for her own good. May cause obsessive shipping, and/or laughing. Note: This is not a cliché...I think...mostly (cover picture is not mine, but belongs to the respective owner.)

[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feelings, a drunken party, and a month of tutoring was all it took to get Travis to realize he was head over heels for the sharp-tongued Alex. Now, if only he knew where Alex's sarcasm switch was.

When college student Kasey Whitton takes a job babysitting for single dad Jian Li, she doesn't expect to fall in love with the newborn baby -- or with Jian. ***** Love is the last thing on Kasey Whitton's mind when she agrees to take an overnight babysitting job to help support her struggling family. But as her business relationship with single dad Jian Li slowly develops into something more, Kasey is surprised to find herself falling in love with him despite his hot-and-cold attitude towards her -- and the fact that she has a long-term high school boyfriend. Will her growing feelings for Jian and his newborn son be enough to convince her to risk everything stable in her life? Or will Jian's fear of commitment -- and his belief all the women in his life are cursed -- be enough to keep them apart? [[Best Diverse Story, The Fiction Awards]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

{Coping: Book Three} In which a boy with schizophrenia writes poems to try and forget about the shadows lurking in the dark, while also trying to connect with the girl that brings him light. *Warning: May be triggering*

A collection of extremely creepy psychotic and paranormal stories written by me to fulfil your sick needs. Beware ! They are everywhere. •Regular Creepy Updates• Featured in #94 in Scarystories out of 8.5k on 8/3/21 #6 in Bestseller category out of 3k on 02/27/2021 What's Hot on 05/26/2015 #21 in Horror as on 24/02/2016 All Rights Reserved®