Shrek recently broke up with Freddy fazbear, and Freddy hasn't let go yet. Shrek is living in his swamp, trying to avoid Freddy stalkbear is harder than ever. Then the new guy moves in. Hitler is the average new guy in the swamp, a small neat moustache, simple, brown hair with a picture perfect parting, but anything but shy. Hitler and shrek know that they are destined to be together, but how will Freddy react? Can shrekler pull through? ----> 10k lets do it

What My Boredom Leads To

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.