Why did I write this?

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor Swift "I would nuke the US, but then this book would never get updated again, so I will not" ~Kim Jong Un "Esketit" ~Lil Pump Overall Ranking: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Y'all, this story got that #1 ranking in the #donaldtrump on 11/21/18)

idk man I'm v bored

well u an don liv a lyfe wit a small loan of a million dollas

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.