read how my opinions changed from a pretentious 13 year old to an even more pretentious 15 year old.

I just really hate inequality...... Warning: I am open for a healthy debate, however if you are just here to blindly disagree and not have a logical discussion leave.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Me just ranting aimlessly about cliches and ridiculous things on Wattpad. And about every other writing site. There are cliches that I hope you can relate to. DON'T kill me. JUST writing about stupid stuff I see on Wattpad. NO hating to anyone. THERE are beautiful writers on Wattpad and I will not be afraid to list them out. EVERYONE is a gorgeous gremlin when they choose to be. Right now? I'm that gorgeous gremlin.

This is a parody of all those cliche stories that you absolutely LOVE. #255 in Humor

Cinderella is a complete cliche. Just saying.

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

Cliche is kinda okay

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)