Humorous Stories
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Believe Me, I'm Lying de JordanLynde
Believe Me, I'm Lying
JordanLynde
  • LECTURI 24,259,899
  • Voturi 440,102
  • Capitole 37
When 17 year old Harley finds herself jobless, she needs a new job-- and quick. Her uncle comes to her house with a job offer. For her to become a teacher at his school. A school for delinquents. Watty Awards 2010 Winner of Best Overall, Best Romance, Best Female Lead, and Best Cast!
This Cinderella is a Player de StorySpinner
This Cinderella is a Player
StorySpinner
  • LECTURI 8,193,177
  • Voturi 95,302
  • Capitole 38
Tiana moves to a new town with her wicked step-mother and evil step-sister Harriet. Call it a modern Cinderella story if you please...but was Cinderella a player? Tiana can wrap boys around her finger within minutes. What happens when she meets Blaze ; the smooth-talker, the heart-breaker and the biggest player in Sandbay high. Tiana likes challenges...will she be able break the heart-breaker's heart? Or will it be Blaze playing with her? Watch Tianna work through her miserable life at home to a fabulous life in school. She tries her best to win in the game she is playing with Blaze steering clear of her sister Harriet. Also enters Chas, Tiana's badass godmother who loves to play pranks on teachers and students. With a fairy godmother like that what can possibly go wrong?
Kidnap My Heart de TheFlamingPopsicle
Kidnap My Heart
TheFlamingPopsicle
  • LECTURI 10,720,309
  • Voturi 305,648
  • Capitole 47
Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.
They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking In Circles! de TheFlamingPopsicle
They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking In Circles!
TheFlamingPopsicle
  • LECTURI 1,355,487
  • Voturi 18,853
  • Capitole 41
Note: This was written when I was 13. It is very much a product of my little tween mind at the time. Please approach with caution. *** Shay Barron is not afraid to be herself, or to be criticized for it. When she meets Forrest Rivers, he realizes that the hard way: She steals his milk. Forrest falls for Shay, surprising even himself. But Shay is already taken, by Westley Harrigan, who might just be the worst boyfriend ever. No one who knows them can figure out why they're still together. Westley and Shay's relationship takes a turn for the worse. Although Maddie and Jasmine didn't know what occurred, they take Shay out for a Girl's Night. Something goes terribly wrong, and Shay wakes up in the body of another girl--Serena Magnus. Shay's logic is that if she's in Serena's body, Serena must be in Shay's body. But where is Shay's body? Will Shay --or Serena-- ever be able to go back to normal? But a shocking discovery changes everything, and both Shay and Serena's lives may never be the same.
The Lonely King | Ongoing [New Edition] de shevvie
The Lonely King | Ongoing [New Edition]
shevvie
  • LECTURI 24,057,676
  • Voturi 681,351
  • Capitole 39
"Ignore their stares, they do nothing but remind you that you are alive." When Alexandra Knight was offered a rare scholarship to attend the most prestigious boarding school in Europe, she didn't have to think twice before accepting it. It doesn't take long for her schoolmates to notice that she is different from them, and Alexandra quickly becomes the centre of attention when she runs, quite literally, into the most popular boy in school- just not in a good way. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE ROYALS SERIES, pt.1 Copyrighted.
Better Than Revenge [Unedited - 2012 Version] de TheFlamingPopsicle
Better Than Revenge [Unedited - 2012 Version]
TheFlamingPopsicle
  • LECTURI 15,531,298
  • Voturi 398,222
  • Capitole 49
Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in the world. Christian is a cocky womanizer whose world is turned upside down when he realizes his new leading lady just so happens to openly hate his guts. Is it even possible for Christian and Sophia to learn to get along long enough to make a movie, or will hatred, scandal and childish games destroy their careers? *** My eyes widened and I randomly exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Christian, thanks to you, I now understand what people mean when they say you're dark and handsome!" Christian looked smug. "I knew you would eventually." "They mean that when it's dark, you're handsome!" The smug look on his face disappeared. "I hate you." *** Contains some spoilers to Kidnap My Heart.
The Cell Phone Swap de DoNotMicrowave
The Cell Phone Swap
DoNotMicrowave
  • LECTURI 126,855,229
  • Voturi 3,153,031
  • Capitole 49
Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.