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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

A not so young country, Gleonia, named (Y/n) popped back up in the world and I mean came back from the dead kind of thing. Shocking all countries except her brothers, Buswil and Asnor. But what if you came back as a child? And no memories of them at all? Will the countries be able to hold theirselves and try not to scare such a child like you? After all, you are the prized possession of your other two twin brothers. The heart of the alliance. The bridge to the secret weapon when it comes to war. This is your story but this is my plot. This is not an OC x hetalia... I thought that maybe you'll be confused what kind of country name you'd like or what the names of your brothers. So I'm doing you a favor to save up all the troubles of making names. So this is really a Hetalia x reader fanfic Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. I do not own you (reader-chan) either because you have rights as a human and I don't own the pictures.

Hetalia country x reader including : eveRYONE LMAO. Oh and 2ps. Well if you don't see any of your fave characters, request them in the comment section! DISCLAIMER : Himaruya Hidekaz owns Hetalia, not me. Pictures in each chapter belong to their rightful owners. The cover also belongs to its owner, though I edited the background. Forgive me if there are mistakes. English is my second language. Enjoy, fellow potatoes.

{COMPLETED} While at the beach over summer vacation, you run into a bunch of cute boys. There's one problem though, they all think it's love at first sight! Yikes! Sure enough, school starts and you run into them again. You all have the same classes and soon become great friends. Get ready for a bunch of awkward situations as they all try to win you over! Can the Hetalia guys learn to play nice with each other? And who will you pick? And why did they all mysteriously move to your little town at the same time? © AngelinaSmith590

So what's it like to have a boyfriend? Especially if they are the personifications of countries? Let's find out! Feel free to request and comment. Character requests closed. Scenario requests open. 10/2/17 - This book is now ranked 117th in the top 1000 Fan Fictions here on Wattpad, making this the highest ranking Hetalia fan fiction!!! 7/15/19 - This book is now ranked 2nd under #hetalia (out of +40K stories)!!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia nor some of the fanarts I use for my images, and you belong to whoever you want to. I own my story. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. It belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.

Just some funny and fluffy one shots and drabbles for you.

(Y/N) has been adopted by the nations! Follow her and her story as she goes on adventures with Russia, the Nordic Five, the Bad Touch Trio, and the rest of the Hetalia gang!

Let's see what happens when Russia let's a girl live in his house under the pretense of needing a maid. ~Finished~