dedicated to maia and the rest of 9C

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kari and Garlynn are two girls from a far off land called Toten-Drashe. They were on the run because of their two pet dragons (a Skrill and a Sand Wraith). Due to the way that people saw dragons, they were afraid that people would kill their beloved pets. When the girls heard about Berks peace with dragons about four years ago they decided that right then and there they would set sail for berk and finally live in peace with their fire filled companions.