I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

Me made this book bout hundred potato theories. Me name is Professor Potato and me invite book to you.

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

A young beautiful girl named Alice Ackerman is stabbed by a mysterioy scary BLACK demon thing. She wakes up in a retirement home with attractive people her age. She's HOT. She needs a real man her hold her hand. But she get's too HOT so she has to go in the back yard when suddenly two fingers go in her mouth. But she's not HOT anymore. Wher will happen to Alice? Read more. And yes, I drew that picture. You're welcome yaoi fiends.