sequel to you want me but you can't have me | septiplier ; copyright © 2016

Typical DD x HB fan-fic. All characters who don't wear clothes do in my stories. This fic has a sequel. Art and music not mine. (WARNING: SOME SMUT) Description: Your skin is red. My eyes are blue. I think we belong together. Wouldn't you say so, too?

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

Dipper and Mabel are both juniors at Gravity Falls high school. On the first day Dipper gets a new history teacher. This is BillDip.