Has anyone ever said something extremely stupid you needed a comeback to make things better! Here's the place you can find all comebacks! Use them on: -An Idiot -Ex boyfriend -Best friends -Ex Girlfriend -Mr.Steal yo Girl (or man, cause equality bro) -MRS.Steal yo MAN (or girl, again, equality bro) - Some guy who stole your fries at McDonalds, but lets be real do you need them calories? -Me because i just told you that you don't need And anyone else you hate! WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS SOME INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, CUSS WORDS AND RUDE/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT! ITS REALLY FUNNY THOUGH!

Clair Smith (Lily collins) was put in an orphanage at the age of 9. She was being abused by her father after her mother died in a car crash. Her father blamed her for her mothers death. One day she gets adopted by Simon Cowell. She has to live with 18 boys. One direction, 5 seconds of summer, the vamps and the janoskians. wonder how she's gonna deal with the crazy fans and paparazzi? I guess you have to read it and find out!

You read the title. You already know.

You where a normal teenage girl until you ran it the wrong people. Your body got mutated and you became a mermaid withe the power to control water. The turtles start to take a liking to you as well and splinter treats you as on of his children.