Jenny Jackson was invisible in school and at home and it never really bothered her, but things take an odd turn for her when she moves to a new town and a new school. When Jenny tells her new neighbour the social super star Susan about her unpopularity, Susan sees an opportunity for a new project and decides, with the help of her twin brother, to reinvent Jenny as Gold View High School's new female player. She may be able to learn how to talk the talk and walk the walk but she still has a lot of work to do if she wants to capture the attention of Jeff Rooney (the star football player) especially with the queen bitch standing in her way. Will she be able to pull off the transformation from a nobody to the girl that all boys want to date and all girls want to be? And if she does, will it be all it’s made out to be? But perhaps the most important question is will she be too obsessed with what she thinks she wants, to notice that what she really needs is right next door? ~ Hannah & Alice

Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you. He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable routine, where everything goes according to plan, and nothing at all is surprising anymore. He's been just about everywhere, and he's seen it all. But Joe hasn't seen everything. Not yet . . . **WARNING** - This work contains several curse words and some extremely violent themes and situations throughout. I mean, the main character is a hit man . . . there's your first sign. You've been warned. **ADDITIONAL WARNING** - This is soooooooo first-draft-ish, so any problems you see logistically, thematically, or grammatically are all the fault of a combination of absinthe and overzealous fingers. And please, for god's sake, if you see something glaringly wrong, tell me about it! :)