» self explanatory « - i am not promoting self harm in any way, shape or form - only a few of these quotes are my own

yes another "ψ(｀∇')ψ

That moment when you know your a nerd because...

** on chapters = may cause offence or be inappropriate. Simply skip these ones if you wish. So there's this app called "Whisper". Here are some of the funniest posts I've seen on it. All rights go to Whisper and the users who posted them. If anyone sees their post and wants me to remove it, please leave me a DM so I know to remove it :) (I don't check comments very often). #66 in random 13/04/17

The liquid goes drip drop ~A series of short poems- Highest Ranking: #99 in poetry

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

This is a short story I wrote on the way home from church one day.

Memes, teen posts, realatable quotes and more! I'm putting all the ones that I think are funny. I hope you enjoy!

Something else to do when bored and as for portal jumpers its been put on hold sorry

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES