Hilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

Everyone thinks that were "perfect." Yeah right. "You're nothing but a spoiled brat that lives in a 'perfect dollhouse' and gets 'perfect things' and everything everyone wants." Wrong. I don't think you'd want to live with a mother that feeds you Soap. Or when she makes you drink out of a Sippy Cup? Or when you get stuck on a Carousel? Or throw a birthday party that no one showed up to and it turns into a Pity Party? It's a Bittersweet Tragedy isn't it? All the people that hate me are Dead To Me... Except my crush. Everyone has one right? Nobody understands me. You may think you do but you don't. That is, until you read my story... The story of CryBaby.

She stepped in front of me and looked at me with hatred filled electric blue eyes and asked, "who do you think you are anyway?" Her voice echoed in the stadium and silence followed, filling the air of the chilly evening as I stared at her shocked; I hadn't been expecting a question. I was ready for her to curse at me or even try to punch me, but the question caught me off guard. Looking around, the team stared at me, expecting an answer; so, I straightened up, trying to match her height; looking at her in the eye with equal hatred, I replied, "The football manager." Arianna Marie has been the assistant football manager for Spanish Club Real Madrid for five years. What happens when FC Barcelona's team manager retires? Arianna is notified that she is going to be transferred to Barcelona. She's forcefully being sent to her RIVAL team! If she doesn't go, then she'll lose her job. How will Arianna cope with being caught in no man's land between her home team and her new team?

Adriana Messi. The name seemed so foreign. After living most of her life thinking she was an only child who just happened to have the same birthday as world-famous Lionel Messi, it was a slap in the face. A slap she probably deserved. No one should ever really switch over from being a Barcelona fan to a Real Madrid fan, but her circumstances were different than anyone else in the world. The twin sister to a legend, the one who most guys would date, even without her relations. But, Adriana doesn't like being a girl in the shadows of her brother. She knows she is strong, and that she can do anything that she puts her mind to. Her boyfriend saw that fighting spirit in her, and over the years, became very close. He was her best friend and her boyfriend. The best kind of relationship. But now, throw in the twin brother, the star for an opposing team. One whose hatred runs deep in this boyfriend, because this boyfriend isn't just your average Joe. This boyfriend is another worldwide superstar, the arch-rival of her brother. By now, you might be able to guess who it is. Cristiano Ronaldo. And Adriana is stuck in the middle, but she knows that she can make a difference. She had been playing soccer for years and had learned quite a few tips and tricks from her boyfriend, and she knows that she could play professional soccer. But just remember, sometimes, you could be given a blessing in disguise. It's just a matter to figure out when it is a blessing, and when it is a curse. Just to clarify in case you were wondering, even though it might not seem like it at the beginning, I adore Lionel Messi. Just throwing that out there.

What can go wrong when your left in the care of a soccer team in a foreign country? A lot, good luck Rosemary. Also known as Pique's Niece

Carson Messi is a brunette firecracker. Wherever she goes two things are for sure, she captivates everyone with her presence and beauty, and she usually has a soccer ball. Just like her uncle, she's a soccer genius. Carson has to move though and go to a new school where soccer is serious. Will Carson be able to make a high school team that's already been established for twelve years? Cover By: @Izzyy0325

"I know this would sound unreal, unbelievable and probably very very weird to you, but.. Samantha, you're my daughter and your name is Leona." the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi, told me which left me speechless for a moment. "I-i..I don't know what to say.. I'm sorry but I think you got the wrong person.." I say in disbelief and walk away. ____________________________ What if Lionel Messi had a daughter? But it just turns out that she got kidnapped right after she was born. Will he ever have the chance to find her? And if he does, can he convince her to believe the real truth? Or will it fall back to square one with no clue on finding the lost girl of his life... (This Is A Completed Story) (UNDER EDITING) The first book in the 'The Lost Girl Of His Life...' Trilogy. All Rights Reserved. ©_JustALameGirl_

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Highschool is hard enough as it is. Homework, tests, higher expectations, stress. But it's even harder for you. Your favorite person in the world was shot in front of you just before, and your mother is always drunk and never around. But what are you gonna do when two people try to rescue you? Only one can win you over, so who so you pick? Minecraft Diaries Fanfiction.

Just a list with 101 dreadful lies people will probably tell you in your lifetime. Disclaimer, I have knowledge that another author has written a few 101 reasons, this is no way a copy of her/his book, thank you very much.