Jokes and Funny Texts

Hilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

I'm CryBaby // Melanie Martinez And Magcon

Everyone thinks that were "perfect." Yeah right. "You're nothing but a spoiled brat that lives in a 'perfect dollhouse' and gets 'perfect things' and everything everyone wants." Wrong. I don't think you'd want to live with a mother that feeds you Soap. Or when she makes you drink out of a Sippy Cup? Or when you get...

Who Are You? The Football Manager.

She stepped in front of me and looked at me with hatred filled electric blue eyes and asked, "who do you think you are anyway?" Her voice echoed in the stadium and silence followed, filling the air of the chilly evening as I stared at her shocked; I hadn't been expecting a question. I was ready for her to curse at me...

Messi's Sister

Adriana Messi. The name seemed so foreign. After living most of her life thinking she was an only child who just happened to have the same birthday as world-famous Lionel Messi, it was a slap in the face. A slap she probably deserved. No one should ever really switch over from being a Barcelona fan to a Real Madrid fa...

Pique's Niece

What can go wrong when your left in the care of a soccer team in a foreign country? A lot, good luck Rosemary. Also known as Pique's Niece

Carson Messi

Carson Messi is a brunette firecracker. Wherever she goes two things are for sure, she captivates everyone with her presence and beauty, and she usually has a soccer ball. Just like her uncle, she's a soccer genius. Carson has to move though and go to a new school where soccer is serious. Will Carson be able to make a...

The Lost Girl Of His Life...( #wattys2017 )

"I know this would sound unreal, unbelievable and probably very very weird to you, but.. Samantha, you're my daughter and your name is Leona." the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi, told me which left me speechless for a moment. "I-i..I don't know what to say.. I'm sorry but I think you got the wrong pers...

Cute Stories

Read if you're feeling down <3 Take care, Lovelies! :*

Hidden In High School ~ (Garroth x Reader)

Highschool is hard enough as it is. Homework, tests, higher expectations, stress. But it's even harder for you. Your favorite person in the world was shot in front of you just before, and your mother is always drunk and never around. But what are you gonna do when two people try to rescue you? Only one can win you ove...

101 Dreadful Lies People tell you in your lifetime

Just a list with 101 dreadful lies people will probably tell you in your lifetime. Disclaimer, I have knowledge that another author has written a few 101 reasons, this is no way a copy of her/his book, thank you very much.