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❇awsome comebacks❇ by kittygirl_121604
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter by angdeline
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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Finding Humanity by NinaMarks
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After escaping a stalled elevator into a zombie apocalypse, Emily must learn how to trust people again or risk losing everything in this terrifying world. ***** For Emily, every day of the last two years have been a blur. She keeps her head down, takes her college courses online, and only goes out to work at her mandatory internship. But all that changes on the day the office elevator breaks down, leaving her trapped when the screams begin. And when the doors finally open, revealing a dystopian world ruined by bloody teeth and disease, Emily is launched into a terrifying run for her life, caught between the strangers she's not sure she can trust and the man-eating monsters that hunger for her flesh. Now she must learn not only how to survive in this new and dangerous world, but also how to overcome her own inner demons before they cost her something more precious than her life. [[Wattys' Shortlist]] [[Promoted by AMC]] Content and/or Trigger Warning: The story contains some gore, violence, strong language, and dark themes. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Dear Diary, by desultori
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The diary entries of a troubled girl who wants nothing more than happiness.
101 Dirty Jokes!!!! by Jaffacake30
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New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 The ULTIMATE DIRTY JOKE BOOK!!!! The DIRTIEST, Most HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED!!!!
Modern Dictionary by SouthBeachKilla
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Dear Wattpad readers this right here is the best dictionary you can get. For all you people you will learn slang words you heard before there will be a lot of dirty shit. If you don't want to keep it real you don't have to read this book. So come on if you are ready it's time to find out what our society has sunk to. Yeah...I think. A novel by SouthBeachKilla® Thanks for 30K reads!!!
Taming The Bitch by sweetdreamer33
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Meet Stella. Beautiful, rich and smart, a pampered daughter with royal blood. At an early age, she was arranged by her parents to marry Eros Petrakis - at the right time. As an obedient daughter, she agreed into this. But when she met Eros' cousin, Tristan Latsis, she had a change of mind. She fell in love with Tristan and was willing to fight for their love. BUT... was Tristan worth fighting for? Meet Tristan. Abandoned. Hated. Deprived. Unloved. Tristan learned to survive on his own. He surpassed the struggles and hardships he experienced at an early age. But he became a bitter man. Then she met Stella. The girl who softened his stone heart. He thought everything was magical... until he found out about Stella's betrothal to his cousin, Eros. Read the LOVE-HATE story of Tristan and Stella. You will enjoy this.
DESTINED by Asmaarazaid1
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Assalamualaikum, we live in a world where parties and dating are considered as cool where as praying and remembering the one who created us, as waste of time and useless. we live in a world where Muslims are Muslims ONLY by their name.we live in a world where the one who prays five times a day is mocked. so, this world we live in is actually a trap, hardship for Muslims keeping us away from our creator. the most gracious, the most merciful. THEN THERE IS SHE...that girl who is determined to follow her prophet's path no matter what all obstacles come in her way.that niqabi ,who knows that this world is temporary and if she let herself drown in this, she will have to give answers to her creator. when the world stamped Muslimahs as oppressed, she knows how protected and unique she is. AMNA HAFIZ ZAID is a teenage muslimah and is very talented. she takes her religion seriously. so she only believes in love AFTER marriage. she had already planned out her future.and yeah one more thing SHE LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEESSS her family!!!and she could do anything for them.. now...her future doesn't turns out be the way she had planned...complications, problems, hardships. tests and many more things will arrive in her way..but she knows it is only to test her and that she have to pass those tests... a normal life of a teenage muslimah....now throw a gang of suuuuper craaazyyy best friends, a loveeelyyyy family,a strict yet suuuuuuper stupid teachers...she thought her life was simply normal like other girls of her age..simple... little did she know that 50,000 thousand years before the sky was introduced to the sea, her name was written next to someone and that someone is coming for her....just for her...only her....HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....ohk....so...NOW it is not going to be normal anymore....hahahahahaha ;) sooooo...dear readers...i warn you..this is not your average muslimah story....this is going to be one heck of a story.........<3 PS: the quotes i use here r not mine. :)
A Simple Thoughts of a Simple Muslimah by nid_unus
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Few Lines from a hadith: "if he asks you for an advice you have to give him advice." I am no scholar but a beginner as I enjoy learning and understanding Qur'an. It's an amazing book and I write articles which could become a means of sawaab-e-jaariya for me in Shaa Allah. This book is no exception as I counsel and advice my Muslim fellow brother and sisters on various aspect of life. You may seek your answers when you go through this amazing collection of small articles in Shaa Allah. Hope you will enjoy and benefit from these. JazaakAllah khayr:)
My Prince Charming..... (A Muslimah's hunt for her ♥) by Amyjuliet
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Amani who's mentally tortured by the situation of her family, yearns for love and care which her parents failed to give her. ....she decides to search for her own love and falls into the wrong hands who plays with her feelings which leaves her broken down and depressed more.. ..Then she comes across Hamza who brings her back to Deen and gets her back to Islam more better than she practiced before....will she accept him or suspect him as another Mr.heart breaker??? will he break her heart and the trust she had on him?? Read through Amani's journey of Trust, love,spirituality and heartbreaks and finally "achievements"...